areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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