Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to make a zoo with you.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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