Sry I called you an 8
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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