we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Im part way to drunk.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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