i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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