Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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