Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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