i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
