pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How does it feel to date your dad?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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