Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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