walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize