Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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