we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
no more duck duck goose at the bar
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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