Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
where are my eyebrows?
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