called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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