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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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