whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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