My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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