Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Randomize
