But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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