I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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