thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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