Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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