your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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