Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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