it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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