Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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