You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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