Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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