I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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