It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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