Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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