I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
