took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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