SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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