Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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