So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
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Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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