Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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