No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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