I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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