Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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