If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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