get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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