Umm I'm too high to move.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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