Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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