She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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