My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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