looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
