i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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