That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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