Sry I called you an 8
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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