Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The feeling are messing with the penis
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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