so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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