check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
